deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

f-abulush:

pizza with mozzarella cheese is the best

The Queen and The King of Derp-Robert and Jennifer- on El Hormiguero

voldie:

no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”